June 27, 2001
Vol. 2, Issue 15
ISSN 1531-5258

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NOISES FROM THE BASEMENT

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Noises From The Basement!

Table of Contents

1) Windows Tips - "CONFIG.TXT"
2) File Find! - "EndItAll"
3) Sites-Seeing - "FreeTranslations\Zen"
4) Email Funny - "Finny Video"
5) MOUS Tips - "Just in Case"
6) They Said It - quotes to give one pause
7) Hodgepodge – that what fits no where else
 
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Windows Tips

In April we took a look at all the files that Windows might access when you first boot your computer.  (series begins here: In The Beginning )  At that time, I described the CONFIG.SYS file as "Another artifact of previous versions of Windows is the CONFIG.SYS file, also provided for backwards compatibility."

That doesn't mean that CONFIG.SYS is quite ready for retirement, however.  With the various commands that are available to CONFIG.SYS, you can control elements of Windows behavior such as setting whether your Numlock is turned ON or OFF when you start, the maximum number of files that Windows can open at one time, and even use a different command interpreter than MS-DOS!

Microsoft has quite kindly provided you with a "supplement to MS-DOS documentation" in the CONFIG.TXT file, located in your c:\Windows folder.  If you'd like to further explore the CONFIG.SYS options available to you, take a look at CONFIG.TXT for information - and remember, make that backup file of the
original BEFORE you begin tinkering!


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File Finds

Most of us have a variety of TSR (Terminate and Stay Resident) programs running in the background at all times.  Virus scanners, screensavers, and instant messenger/chat software - these are just a few of the programs that run "invisibly", and are usually no problem to have around.

There are times when these hidden friends can be more of a hindrance.  For example, when you are running Scandisk and Disk Defragmenter, those background programs can cause extended run times and multiple restarts as they change the
contents of your disk drives.  TSR's can also cause you to create coasters from trashed CD-R's when you're attempting a burn, or cause problems when you're installing software.

You could use the old "three-finger salute" and Ctrl-Alt-Del your way to closing all those apps down, one-by-one. Or, here's a better idea - use EndItAll!  EndItAll presents a list of running processes.  By default, all running applications
(except Explorer and Systray) will be closed when you click the EndItAll button. If you prefer, you can protect any process in the list (such as a firewall or virus scanner) from termination.

When it's time to run your system lean, mean and clean, you need EndItAll:

CLICK HERE to download EndItAll


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Several of you who downloaded last week's File Find Worldview asked where you could download the optional maps.  The maps can be downloaded here:

CLICK HERE to download MAPS for Worldview

It is a large (12+ meg) file, which is why it's separate from the main program, but I think you'll find it a worthwhile enhancement!

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Sites Seeing

En el español: Nuestro próximo sitio podría ser un godsend si usted acaba por con software que tiene el manual escrito en algo de otra manera que ingles.

Auf deutsch: der Name sagt ihm alle; diese Stelle übersetzt irgendeinen Durchgang bis zu 10,000 Charaktere des Textes fast sofort.

En français: Simplement couper-et-la pâte votre sélection dans la boîte de texte, choisir la combinaison correspondante de langues, et cliqueter Traduire!

Say what?  Use the paragraphs above to test-drive FreeTranslation.com - an easy-to-use site for rapid translations where you can get the "gist" of foreign language text and web pages!  É grande!

CLICK HERE for Freetranslations.com

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Time for a break.  Close the door.  Turn down the lights.  Pull on the headphones and plug in the whale songs CD.  Simply a little bit of Zen:

CLICK HERE for a little bit of Zen


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Email Funny

An ad from the "golden arches" folks is this week's Email video Funny. Produced for the Hong Kong market, it cleverly blends live-action and computer animation to tell the tale of a boy, his lunch, and an aquarium:

CLICK HERE for a Finny Video!


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MOUS Tips

As previously discussed in this slot, AutoCorrect is truly a "toolbox" of goodies.  One of the handiest is the option that "corrects the accidental usage of the cAPS LOCK key." (Tools | AutoCorrect)  With this option on, AutoCorrect will not only swap uppercase\lowercase, but will also turn off your CAPS LOCK key for you.

Word and PowerPoint users have an additional "case" tool. The Change Case tool can be used to format selected text:

  * UPPERCASE that you want lowercase or the reverse,
  * Sentence case. (First letter capitalized, remainder lowercase)
  * Title Case (First Letter of Significant Words Capitalized)
  * and tOGGLE cASE (an option that should never be needed,
      if you have AutoCorrect turned on!)

To use, select the text to be changed, then Format | Change Case.
Select the desired new case format, and then OK. nO pROBLEM!


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They Said It

"He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me." - Thomas Jefferson

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Hodgepodge

Giving a new twist to the phrase "Return to Sender", this week's Photo Funny is an actual product that really says goodbye! And, if you have secrets to hide, watch what you say - especially around the pet!  Read about it on-site, only in the Basement:

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             G'nite, and thanks for reading!


NOISES FROM THE BASEMENT

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