August
15, 2001
Vol. 2, Issue 22
ISSN 1531-5258 |










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| Contents
1) Windows Tips -
"What's Your Point?"
2) File Find! - "M@ilDefense"
3) Sites-Seeing - "English Done Wrong\You're Out!"
4) Email Funny - "IceBreaker"
5) MOUS Tips - "What's Your Status? Part II"
6) They Said It - quotes to give one pause
7) Hodgepodge - that what fits no where else
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1) Windows Tips -
"What's Your Point?"
No matter what
applications you use, there is one item that you just can't
miss, and that's the mouse pointer. Why not add a little spice
to your screen life this week and give your pointers a new look?
I)
Start >
Settings > Control Panel
II)
Double-click the Mouse
icon, then choose the Pointers
tab.
III)
Click the Scheme
dropdown box, and choose from available schemes such as Large or
Animated Pointers. A preview of each pointer in a given scheme
will be displayed in the bottom section. If you're really into
customization, you can select individual pointers, tap the
Browse button, and pick from all available cursor shapes.
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| 2)
File Find! - "M@ilDefense"
As we all know by
now, nasty things can arrive uninvited in your Inbox at any
time. That why I suggest you take a look at the File Find! I
have for you this week--M@ilDefense. This email filtering
application will give you more control of your email. It
protects against viruses and other forms of email-borne malware
by removing potentially harmful executables, scripts, and macros
received either as an attachment or embedded within the email
itself.
By default, all
macros are removed from Microsoft Office attachments, all
Javascript, VBScripts, applets, and ActiveX objects will be
removed from within the mail message, and all executables such
as VBS, EXE, SHS, PIF, and OCX will be removed. When this
removal occurs, you will see an alert window on the bottom right
hand corner of the screen.
What is left is a
"clean" message, with the original stored in a
quarantine area on your hard drive. If you were expecting the
"suspect", and are sure it's safe, you can easily
retrieve it from quarantine, otherwise toss it away!
M@ilDefense has
stripped a number of scripts out of HTML emails I received, and
isolated every executable sent my way. I've been quite happy
with its ease of use and its added protection. Free for
personal use, worth a look! [8571 Kb\EXE]
Update August
4, 2002 - This program is no longer freeware.
CLICK
HERE to download M@ilDefense
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| 3)
Sites-Seeing - "English Done Wrong\You're Out!"
This site defines
an error in English as "deviations from the standard use of
English as judged by sophisticated users such as professional
writers, editors, teachers, and literate executives and
personnel officers. The aim of this site is to help you avoid
low grades, lost employment opportunities, lost business, and
titters of amusement at the way you write or speak."
Not a dictionary,
and definitely not a dry and boring reference source; you'll
enjoy Common Errors in English as a fascinating tour of mistakes
-- some I'm sure you'll recognize, some you might disagree with,
and some that you might even commit! There's also plentiful
interesting links to be found in the Supplemental and Other
Resources pages.
CLICK
HERE for Common Errors in English
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Lorenzo Music
died recently. Shown his picture, ninety-nine of one hundred
people would have no conception of who he was, yet if they heard
recordings of his voice, would instantly identify him as the
voice of both Garfield the Cat and Rhoda's Carlton the Doorman.
Not a major "star", his passing was little more than a
one- or two-sentence mention in most media.
Mr. Music is
given a more expansive epitaph at our second site, "You're
Outta Here!", as are many more of the lesser-known
"personalities" that had some impact on humanity. The
famous and not-so-famous alike are eulogized here, with insights
into their lives that you won't find through your typical news
outlets.
A few examples of
recent departures recognized here are: Ron Townson of the music
group 5th Dimension; Adolf Schoepe, founder of both Kwikset and
Fluidmaster; and Luella Hennessey- Donovan, who created
the Kennedy-Donovan centers, established to assist children and
adults with special needs.
With over five
years of archives to browse, YOH also makes a great reference
source for settling those water cooler bets!
CLICK
HERE for "You're Outta Here!"
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| 4)
Email Funny - "IceBreaker"
This past May, I
turned a flock of Penguins
loose on your desktops. This week I have another slick little
toy for those of you who can't get enough of those tuxedoed
types.
Similar to an old
favorite, Jazzball, only this time there's a bunch of penguins
sliding over an iceberg. You need to break the ice cube into
progressively smaller pieces to trap the 'guins, but watch
out!-- they don't take kindly to your aims and will destroy your
icebreaker with a single touch. [616 Kb\EXE]
CLICK
HERE to chill out with IceBreaker
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MOUS Tips - "What's Your Status? Part II"
Last week I
covered the leftmost side (1 & 2) of the Word Status bar.
This week, we'll take a quick look at more Status bar items,
several of which I'll cover in greater detail in future issues.
Items 3 through 6
act as ON/OFF switches--double-click on the box text to activate
the item, repeat to deactivate. These boxes also act as
indicators--when turned "on" the letters will no
longer be gray, instead they will look like normal text.

3) "REC"
is the Status bar switch to turn on the recording of macros.
Double-click on this box to bring up the Record Macro dialog
box. More on macros in the future.
4) "TRK"
switches Change Tracking on and off. With this Word Tool,
revisions to a document can be made and reviewed by multiple
users - often used in collaborative projects. Again, more on
Tracking Changes in a coming MOUS Tips column.
5) The "EXT"
box is the sole way to access the Extend Selection utility, used
to select a block of text. Here's how to use it:
I)
Click or otherwise position your insertion point at the
beginning of the text you'd like to select.
II)
Instead of dragging to select your text block, double-click the
"EXT"
box.
III)
Position your cursor at the end of your text and click. Your
text is selected.
IV)
Turn off the Extend Selection tool by again double-clicking
"EXT",
or choose a menu item to manipulate the selection (Cut, Copy,
Format, etc.)
6) "OVR"
is your Overtype indicator. When your keyboard is in Overtype
mode, typed text will REPLACE the current text, rather than
"shove it ahead" as happens in the normal Insert mode.
For most people, there's never a good reason to be in Overtype
mode; in fact, most will find they've accidentally slipped into
this mode and don't realize it until they find Word
"misbehaving".
Now, you might be
thinking, "I've had this happen to me, and I know I didn't
double-click the "OVR",
so how did I get into Overtype mode?" Well, this almost
always happens when you're keying and tap the Delete key... only
you unknowingly catch the Insert key instead. The Insert key
also acts as a toggle switch between Overlay and Insert
("normal") modes.
Looks like this
is getting longer than I expected, so we'll finish up Word's
Status bar next week.
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They Said It
"In a time
of rapid change, standing still is the most dangerous course of
action." -- Brian Tracy |
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Hodgepodge
Paparazzi caught
the Prez leaving for his month-long vacation; see what he's
taking along for reading material in this week's Photo Funny.
Meanwhile, the ODDS and ENDS bin has collected stories about a
project to get kids to move the Earth, a new judicial dislike
for computer monitoring, and my nominees for a Darwin Award; all
in The Basement --

G'nite, and
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