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NOISES FROM THE BASEMENT

September 19, 2002

Vol. 3, Issue 13


Contents

1) Timely Tips - "Clear 'Em Out"
2) File Find! - "Active Ports"
3) Sites-Seeing
- "Aboutproduce\GadzillionThings"
4) Email Funny - "Goal!"
5) They Said It - quotes to give one pause
6) Hodgepodge - that what fits no where else

Hi, and welcome to another edition of NFTB! Glad you made it, and glad I made it too! To those of you taking your first steps down the old Basement stairs, a very special welcome!

As always, you may drop me a comment on what you liked, disliked, or would like to see in the future!

 - Dave
 


1) Timely Tips - "Clear 'Em Out"

If you use Internet Explorer as your web browser (according to my server logs, that's 80% or so of you), you might be using its AutoComplete feature. AutoComplete saves previous entries you've made for Web addresses, forms, and passwords. Then, when you type information in one of these fields, AutoComplete suggests possible matches. This information is encrypted and stored on your hard drive.

If you're the only one on the computer this can be great, but if you share a computer in an office or classroom situation you might want to turn off AutoComplete for one or more categories. Here's how:

 1. Tools > Internet Options > Content tab > AutoComplete button.
 2. Deselect as desired--Web addresses, Forms, and/or Passwords.
 3. Remove all stored Form info and Passwords with the lower buttons*
 4. Stored Web addresses must be cleared through Tools > Internet Options > General tab > Clear History.

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2) File Find! - "Active Ports" - Win NT/2000/XP

This week brings a handy little utility for finding out what's talking to whom on your computer. Active Ports is an easy-to-use program that reveals any open TCP/IP and UDP ports that are open on your computer, and identifies the the applications that have them opened. Great for identifying trojans and other bad players that may be lurking; Active Ports also lets you select and terminate processes that may be up to no good.

Check out Active CPU, Active Shutdown, and the CPU Indicator Screensaver after you download Active Ports, too!

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3) Sites-Seeing - "Aboutproduce\GadzillionThings"

Okay, you may not think about produce often...but maybe you should. If you're one of those folks whose purchases in the produce department are limited to tomatoes, potatoes, lettuce and onions and you shy away from the "exotics" that nestle alongside in the display case; then do I have a site for you!

Aboutproduce.com is a virtual cornucopia of gustatory delights for those in a produce-oriented state of mind. Need another recipe for the never-ending supply of summer squash your co-worker brings in? Curious about which vegetables reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke? Need to store a Santa Claus melon? Ever wonder why many veggies have a "waxy" feel? You'll find the answers to these questions and more at Aboutproduce.com!


Speaking of wax, if you filled the humidifier with wax and left it on would everything in your house be shiny? What happens to the suits that Superman leaves in phone booths? Does the periodic table occur more often than an occasional table? Why are there no "B" batteries?

There's a "gadzillion" questions like these (actually 10K+) at GadzillionThings.net. No answers, just questions. Why? An unanswered question is better than an unquestioned answer, or so they say. Stimulate the brain cells a bit and maybe YOU can answer that age-old question, "If you want to set your password to '******' how do you prevent it being shown when you type it in?

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4) Email Funny - "Goal!"

I've another of those popular video funnies this week, this one courtesy of a frequent contributor, "Gluguy". Something for everyone here - animal lovers, soccer players, knitters, and anyone else that simply needs a smile:

You can download "Goal!" here [1.41 MB\Zipped MPEG]


What's New in The Basement Games Room, you ask? There's Cable Capers, Peanuts, and just-right-for-the-season, Field Goal Challenge. Stop by and conquer a few electrons!

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5) They Said It

"Self evaluation is the foundation of new perspectives and positive transformation. Most people think they already know everything. This is a strategic advantage for the few who realize that learning is an everyday occurrence. I don't care if you know it -- I care how good you are at it." - Jeffrey Gitomer

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6) Hodgepodge
< * > You've seen him hanging around on the corner. You know, the Crosswalk Guy. Ever wonder what would happen if he suddenly came to life? Someone did, and thus was born the Crossing Man < * > Coke, Soda, or Pop - What's your poison? Once again, it takes a geek to pour over the facts to reveal that how you order your beverages says more about you than you know. < * > "Don't Link to Us! links to sites that attempt to impose substantial restrictions on other sites that link to them. The Linking Policy for Don't Link to Us! precludes us from requesting permission to link to a site, and compels us to link directly to the targeted page..." < * > This helps put things into perspective--The Pale Blue Dot from 4 billion miles away < * > Crossing guard sign

G'nite, and thanks for reading!

Dave Gretz

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This issue can also be read online at http://www.Basementnoises.com/pstnftb/2002_09_18.htm

*So, what's with those silly asterisks? Anytime I convolute the language of this newsletter to minimize the effects of programs like SpamAssinine, I'll use an asterisk. This will indicate that the choice of words is not my first choice, but chosen to decrease the chance of outright censorship. This area also contains certain key words and phrases that positively affect the old "score", like "Does it ask a question?" Isn't this stupid?

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 Dave Gretz,
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