"Self evaluation is the foundation of new perspectives and positive transformation. Most people think they already know everything. This is a strategic advantage for the few who realize that learning is an everyday occurrence. I don't care if you know it -- I care how good you are at it."
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them that it is much more serious then that."
"Dream like you'll live forever...Love like you've never been hurt...Work like you don't need the money...and Dance like nobody is watching!"
”When I was young, my dream was to work in advertising like Darren and marry a good witch. Now that I'm older and wiser, I realize how naive I was -- a good witch would never marry an advertising man.”
”A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.”
”Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers”.
”The hardest years of life are between 10 and 70”.
“When I found the skull in the woods, I immediately called the police, but then I began to wonder: Who was this person and why did he have antlers?”
”Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you’ve made it again”
"Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run."
"In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation."
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of the government. The history of liberty is the history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of the limitation of governmental power, not the increase of it."